I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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