You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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