So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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