This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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