have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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