So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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