You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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