Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
