making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
