you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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