Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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