I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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