brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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