I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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