I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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