clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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