he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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