i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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