I'm really into asian looking animals
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
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