actually, I'm a sock model
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
