Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Acid is not a monday night drug
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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