And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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