omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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