I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
