spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
