considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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