Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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