I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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