Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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