Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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