Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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