Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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