My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
honey bunches of taint.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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