So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Shame - the story of my life.
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