this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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