He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My vagina just clenched in fear
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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