Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
