How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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