the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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