Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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