didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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