I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
its liver damage thursday
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