Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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