so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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