At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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