My boss' voice literally gives me gas
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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