she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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