Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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