i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I believe in your delicious
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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