When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
even my farts smell like vagina
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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