I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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