You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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