Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just found puke in my bra..
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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