That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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