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(510): View more from California

just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?

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(305): View more from Florida

best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting

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(310): View more from California

so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?

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(618): View more from Illinois

bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented

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(551): View more from New Jersey

i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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(818): View more from California

I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.

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