check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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