And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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