i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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