Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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